As time marches on, we draw nearer and nearer to the release of the GAMECUBE. Many new tales await in the Donkey Kong Universe for this new pinnacle of gaming. In addition, the Game Boy Advance has already hit the filthy consumer market, allowing us to all toss away our Game Boy Colors...

The second half of 2001 and beyond will be a time of change in the Donkey Kong Universe. With games like Super Smash Bros. Melee, Luigi's Mansion, and Donkey Kong Racing on the way, you'll want to be in the know, and you'll want the know to be in you. So of course, we'll be here to cover each head bonk, every backflip, and all of the feces flinging.

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